February 2012
my nose is runny and some evil person put the tissues out of arms reach and my dog is asleep on me and i cant move her cause she looks too cute…
LIFE IS SO HARD
Anonymous asked: who are you going on a date with ;)
DATE NIGHT!!!!
with my dog…
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
– Amy Poehler (via beatboxgoesthump)
panderlust:
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
surfabilly:
George wants to go dancing nowww!!
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol